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Tim Schenck is an Episcopal priest, husband to Bryna, father to Benedict and Zachary, and \x34master\x34 to Delilah (about 50 in dog years). Since 2009 I've been the rector of the Episcopal Parish of St. John the Evangelist in Hingham, Mass. (on the ...
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Tim Schenck is an Episcopal priest, husband to Bryna, father to Benedict and Zachary, and \x34master\x34 to Delilah (about 50 in dog years). Since 2009 I've been the rector of the Episcopal Parish of St. John the Evangelist in Hingham, Mass. (on the South Shore of Boston). I've also served parishes in Maryland and New York. When I'm not tending to my parish, hanging out with my family, or writing, I can usually be found drinking good coffee -- not that drinking coffee and these other activities are mutually exclusive. I hope you'll visit my website at www.frtim.com to find out more about me, read some excerpts from my book \x34What Size are God's Shoes: Kids, Chaos & the Spiritual Life\x34 (Morehouse, 2008), and check out some recent sermons.
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April 24, 2013 12:25 a.m.

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Couldn’t find an Anglican Idol logo



Yes, it’s that time of the year: Clergy Conference. Three of the four I’ve been to here in the Diocese of Massachusetts have been graced by an evening “talent” show (aka Anglican Idol). My first year I wrote a poem welcoming me to the diocese. That was followed up by a letter from then-Senator John Kerry after he canceled at the last minute. Tonight I’m riffing on Jeff Foxworthy.

Most of this is insider clergy humor. Hopefully, if you even bother to continue reading, you won’t get most of the references.

If you’ve ever…you must be a priest in DioMass



If you’ve ever had to shovel the snow off the front steps of your church in April…

If you’ve ever tried to buy a drink with MECA Bucks at your local pub…

If you’ve ever been to a diocesan convention and prayed to Jesus that the bishop wouldn’t uncross his legs…

If you’ve ever thought there was a canon stating that every straight white male priest must play the guitar at clergy conference…

If you’ve ever started your vestry meeting with a form of Appreciative Inquiry even though you really didn’t know what the hell it was…

If you’ve ever left the cathedral wondering what in God’s name is stuck to the seat of your pants…

If you’ve ever wondered how a Confirmation Service could possibly last 3 1/2 hours…

If you’ve ever driven to Weston…

If you’ve ever been turned down for postulancy in another diocese…

If you’ve ever wondered why a certain guitar-playing retired bishop keeps showing up at deanery meetings…

And similarly, if you’ve ever heard a certain retired bishop drop an F-bomb while smoking a cigarette…

If you’ve ever spoken to a resolution at convention and referenced the baptismal covenant…

And finally, if you’ve ever had a strapping young gay man trapped inside of you…


Okay, I should explain that last one — it’s a reference to something one of the speakers said. It was a joke. I think.

Finally, a few more that I couldn’t bear to say publicly in front of everyone but don’t have a problem putting on the internet since it’s so anonymous, untraceable, and easily erased:



If you’ve ever wanted to step on a precious little dog during a visitation…

If you’ve ever wondered how so many crazy people could have possibly graduated from EDS…

If you’ve ever thought your parish was in danger of closing…

If you’ve ever thought the social hour at clergy conference resembled the scene at a gay bar…

If you’ve ever wondered how a gigantic image of the nautilus passes for a Christian symbol…

If you’ve never attended an Episcopal seminary…


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