Andy Borowitz MOCKS the GOP’s homophobes:
The decision of Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) to support same-sex marriage after learning that his son was gay has inspired hundreds of other Republican lawmakers to stop speaking to their children immediately, G.O.P. leaders confirmed today.
ďI have gathered my caucus and told them, if your kids are going to tell you something thatís going to cost you the next election, itís better to nip that situation in the bud,Ē said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). ďJust stop talking to them altogether, for heavenís sakes.Ē
ADDENDUM: Meanwhile, we have THIS:
Support for ...